We have scoured the world to find people with the right combination
of enthusiasm, skills, strength and a willingness to apply themselves
to the maximum on behalf of our clients. Even if you won't do it, they
With experience in all of the world's toughest places, our operatives are carefully vetted to ensure maximum deniability and expendability.
For your protection, we guarantee that, at the time of hiring, none of our employees is wanted on criminal charges in the USA.
All payments are managed by our experienced team of offshore financial specialists. You need never be embarrassed by what you pay us — not even your board of directors will know.
A businessman writes: "I had a business partner who insisted on proper accounting procedures, openness and honesty. I contacted LethalResponse.com and two days later … well, let's just say no-one's going to see that guy again. Or his family."
A CEO writes: "We have a large construction contract in Iraq. We had a major security problem. Moving millions of dollars' worth of cash out of the country is tricky, even when it's in hundreds. LethalResponse.com not only made sure no-one got in our way, they even managed to get a discount for us on our bribes to government officials!"
A Pentagon spokesman writes: "In these days of downsized armed forces and tight budgets, it's good to know we can outsource many of our tougher tasks to a company that is effective, efficient and, above all, doesn't ask too many questions. And at least we're outsourcing to an American company."
As featured in 'Black Project' (legal action pending).